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avatar SkullCrusher2118 1 year.ago

What works better with a chain......?

Cycle or Black people

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1. I just found out that “AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH” isn’t a real word.

I can’t tell you how angry I am!

2. Yo mama so careful,

she wears a helmet while online shopping… just in case she "crashes" the website!

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4. What do you get when you cross a fortune cookie with a comedian?

A laugh you can count on!

5. What do you name a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter, he won’t come when you call anyway.

6. Why are space cows better than earth cows?

They're meteor.

7. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef 😂

8. What did the scarf say to the top hat

I’ll hang around while you go on ahead

9. I won a contest at the state fair for growing the biggest pickle.

It was kind of a big dill.

10. If anyone is interested, I have a small terrier that barks a lot that needs to be re-homed. Reach out to schedule a time for pick up.

We have to wait till my neighbor goes to work.

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